Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Yay, first blog!

Just be forwarded, there may actually be no sanity from time to time.

Like now. The Zombie Uprising!!!! Freaky isn't it. Ok, am I really the only person in the world that fears this? I can't be. I refuse to accept that. Refuse!

Though I suppose if it does go down, I hope it happens like I am Legend (ps that movie sucked balls). But let me tell you why.

Resident Evil: The zombies never die. They don't starve, or get hurt by much. I'm pretty sure you can shoot them and put them down, but that doesn't always seem to be the case in the game.

Dawn of the Dead: I've never seen the original, only the remake, which is what I base this thought on. They also never starve to death. A bullet to the head puts them down, but nothing else. They say you have to mess up the brain. They also seem to be drawn to where the people are. Bad luck.

28 Days Later: They at least starve to death, which means eventually they would all die. Yay we get to live. Assuming you are not one of them. Seems like average ways of taking out a person still apply here, which I can't complain about. I'm all for taking out those zombies. This would defiantly be my second choice (assuming I get to pick the type of zombie uprising that occurs.)

I am Legend: They starve, they can't go out in daylight, seems pretty agreeable. The only problem is that is can be air born. So the damn zombies don't actually have to bite you. Why do they need the edge? Huh? Zombies don't need any freaking help! Also in the end I'm pretty sure he found a cure. Plus the one guy zombie was chasing after his girlfriend zombie, or so it seems. So on the very slim chance that I get turned into a zombie, at least I'd be semi human.

Yes. These are the kinds of things my brain thinks about as I fall asleep. Not very helpful. I need to stop trying to plan what I will do when those jerks bust through my wall, or how to listen, who'd they get first, making sure I'd get Mikey out (without him I'll just through myself to the zombies.) Its very tiring. Sigh.

Well. Now. For the random bit of sanity...... Well I'm afraid this time there is none. Unless you count the fact that I've decided to end this rather than continue. Yeah. I've given this ALOT more thought than this, and this was already alot more than necessary.

2 comments:

  1. Wrong, wrong, wrong. He's not after the girl, he's after the FOOD (Will Smith). And the "Zombie-ism" is airborne because they aren't dead, they have a virus. Didn't you WATCH the movie? I thought it was a great movie... But I love you even though you disagree with me. Also, you should stop worrying so much about the zombies

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  2. I'm working on it. Sorta. Maybe. I may not actually. I didn't like the movie, so I didn't pay attention much. Still, the idea behind most of them is that they have a virus, that's the idea behind Resident Evil.

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